Awesome and true.
Oh know you diddent! O.E.S had nuttin to do wit mah promotion specialist!
Its just too bad that you can't draw the head bobble thing that happens when anger occurs...
HAHA, OMG. Too funny!! This was a good one!!
I actually know her. Except it's a black beret. Last I heard she was getting chaptered because regardless of how much shit she talked to her soldiers who barely passed a PT or tape test, she herself COULD NOT pass either.
i'd forgotten about the whole "head bobbing" thing, like they're trying to be a snake or something.... shrill, stupid and goofy is no way to try and intimidate anyone.
Anyone who hasn't seen this at LEAST a dozen times in their career - and I mean AT LEAST - is either blind or just left the MEPS to go to basic training.
100% right on..
Speaks volumes especially with the wings
that is SOOOOOOOOOOOO true!!!! And the sideways 3rd ID patch is right on. Especially the black females who work in the hospital clinics. The black females at Ft Stewart gripe at their soldiers and they can't pass PT tests and have to get bigger uniforms every couple of months.
Is E-7 the rank were you are allowed to be a fatass? I think I have just found motivation to become a senior NCO.
The hair is not thick enough. It needs to look like the beret doesn't fit on the head correctly because it does not fit over the hair. However, this is fairly accurate from what I have seen during my time.
Too many trips to the mess hall. Maybe she is the Mess Hall SGT. Never missed a F$#@%^$ meal.
Airborne? Jumping out of bed ai 5am does not count.
She can have a dog fight between the legs spread like that.
@ Anonymous #4: There was one when I went to MEPS....and then at 30AG on Benning....and then...well, you get the idea.
AWESOME!!!! SOOO VERY TRUE. The head bob and maybe the hand on the hip thing would be even better with one hand in front. werrrr, werrrr yurrr first line at. I knooowwwww u u u ainnntt try'n to come to mee!
She was at MEPS...what are you talking about?
LMBO! Omg! reminds me of a few E-7's I have met in my life. Looks just like them too.
next comic featuring her should hav a skinny private having to try and fireman carry her you know it happens in prt they pick the skinniest poor bastard to try and lift the hernia inducing manatees
Hey they asked for it :P
that is awesome i know so many of those soldiers
Too true in today's Army and in the Guard as well. I her alot "But they are really good in their MOS" or "they are supply, not combat arms" too many excuses and not enough standards being held in some units.
So typical and so true. It's a shame but shanika asked for it.
it always amazes me how some make it all the way to E7 and are huge
reminds me of a USAR UA that insisted being a 60% soldier was good enough..
Yes we have people here like that at Bragg but I cant recall them being airborne qualified. Have to able to run. Most are LEGS serving in an airborne unit. Its disgusting that they let LEGS wear the Airborne beret that they didnt earn.
Im fighting the urge to tag someone on facebook with this one!!! Bahahahaha!
Poster Child for S-1's across the Army, right on the money!
OMG How did you so perfectly channel my NCO from six years ago??
Lmmfao this is 2 funny I'm a black female and this shit is hilarious and true I know someone like this and it ain't me lol.....
hahahaha.... i met her also about 7 years ago...
3rd ID doesn't have any Airborne! That place is all dirty, nasty legs.
I know her except she was an E-6 getting knocked up to get out of her 2nd deployment
So So TRUE - and a topic MOST will not touch - (in the Chain of Command or NOT.) LOVE to see it in print. GET THIS PRINTED boys and girls - AND POST IT where it can be seen if you can not confront one of these people yourself.
Right the F#&k on.
fucked up thing is, i work in a dfac(soon to reclass), and i work with an e6 like this who will soon be e7, she eats AT LEAST 5 times a day and NEVER goes to pt, because she has "paperwork" to do
....."hernia inducing manatees"
Drill Sergeant Billingsley?
Hope your going to do one of a fat white officer(MAJ,LTC, ETC) with his gut sticking out further then his arm can go and with dip in his mouth!!