AHAHAHAHAH colonels daughters are always trying to prove something.
So true...you forgot the infamous "no means no"...
but surprise butt sex is awesome
I love number 6 it is so the truth
He's not wearing a Safety belt.
in 2002 at Ft. Knox AOB the col gave almost this exact brief to a room full of new 2LTs... he opened by asking if any of us had hooked up with a KFC yet... Kentucky Fat Chick... then he had medical give a power point of all the recent STD treated at the base hospital... then he told us to have a good weekend... good shit...
Let's not forget: Stay away from women with two LAST names!!!And, the term "Designated Driver" means that person is supposed to be SOBER.