im an mp its legal and the command team of 173rd BDE that says we cant hurt them hearts and minds. I'm at shank and roll out everyday while 6000 FOBBITS sit here and put in for CABS for mortors that land 199 Meters away.
Sorry this one wasn't too great... but I love the other stuff! We were trained with Tasers (literally shot eachother for training) then the very next week the upper's in Washington decided that using tasers was "inhumane" and took them back....
wah wah wah.... yall laugh when its about something about someone else, but when its on you, you cry.... and dont give me shit about fobbits, ive been on fobs where all i see is damn mps driving pick ups giving tickets to soldiers in country... and none of them roll out the wire...... quit bitching n just laugh with the rest of us.... MP = Military PU**Y, and you two wear the name well
Oh come on, its a joke! Stop being all butt-hurt. Change your tampon, grab some maxi's just in case, and have a little fun laughing at all the other MOS's that are poked at!
Yes, you could have had them pulling over someone on post for going 1 mph over the speed limit lol. Or arresting someone for walking home from the club on post casue they didnt want to drive under the influence, cause their barracks is accross the street.
dang im a 31B. take a joke guys. i went to training with a 95 pound girl who had to get a waiver... yes, a lot of them are getting... significantly smaller... and it looks EXACTLY like that...
I remember sitting outside the bar in Korea 1/2 hour after curfew w/ several senior enlisted and WO's when a 95 lb, 5 foot PV2 female MP told us to go home. We laughed at her until she walked away. Five minutes later, I looked up the street and a pack of 5 MP's were bearing down on our position, so we all wandered towards home. Still laugh about that, what else could she do, shoot us?
First of all, I am an MP and I have been hit with two RPGs, small arms fire, IEDs and mortars, all while on patrol... Yes, outside the wire. I am not "butt-hurt" about the comic. It is funny and yes there are many of us that wind up staying inside the wire for various reasons. Its a new day and a new type of war, where a soldier's MOS no longer guarantees you to be an REMF. We have cannon cockers doing Grunt work and patrols, there are even Air Force SPs doing counter IDF patrols outside. Every service member has a job to do and for specific reasons. People need to get past the whole ground-pounder vs POG thing. Sure, its fun and entertaining, but we all serve the same purpose in the end. These comics are fun, entertaining and help many of us get through the daily drudgery that we have to endure, while deployed or wearing the uniform. Keep up the good work and keep being an "equal opportunity hater"! I love your work.
Shit I'm an mp and this is totally true! They pick these boaderline midgets to put in the mp core and its embaressing! How are they gonna do anything but just make the job harder. Now I have to watch out for them so they don't get their ass handed to them. I'm no giant but I can atleats be intimidating if I had to be. As far as being deployed as a mp on a fob I've never done it. But I will say those are some shady mother fuckers. That is a shit job down there, same thing for detainee ops. If we as a army would learn to shoot. better their would be no need for detainee ops. I'm glad I'm getting out the mp core is a joke. Its all who you know and who you blow to move up.
this one sucks i am 31b you could done alot better but over all your stuff is funny
ReplyDeleteim an mp its legal and the command team of 173rd BDE that says we cant hurt them hearts and minds. I'm at shank and roll out everyday while 6000 FOBBITS sit here and put in for CABS for mortors that land 199 Meters away.
ReplyDeleteSorry this one wasn't too great... but I love the other stuff! We were trained with Tasers (literally shot eachother for training) then the very next week the upper's in Washington decided that using tasers was "inhumane" and took them back....
ReplyDeleteStop crying! MP's are POGS! You cant spell wiMP without MP!
ReplyDeleteSomeone always gets butthurt. Just make an infantry comic next to keep the pogs happy...or at least not whining.
ReplyDeletewah wah wah.... yall laugh when its about something about someone else, but when its on you, you cry.... and dont give me shit about fobbits, ive been on fobs where all i see is damn mps driving pick ups giving tickets to soldiers in country... and none of them roll out the wire...... quit bitching n just laugh with the rest of us.... MP = Military PU**Y, and you two wear the name well
ReplyDeleteShould have shown them giving speeding tickets on the Fob!!! lol
ReplyDelete@ Tony! That's on point! Thank you for what you do! Don't forget about SpecOps though!
ReplyDeleteI want to be a fobbit where the hell is that line at?
ReplyDeleteOh come on, its a joke! Stop being all butt-hurt. Change your tampon, grab some maxi's just in case, and have a little fun laughing at all the other MOS's that are poked at!
ReplyDeleteit's not a new concept... the height requirement went away a long time ago...well over a decade. kinda dissapointed... usually these are pretty funny
ReplyDeletemps are faggots
ReplyDeleteYes, you could have had them pulling over someone on post for going 1 mph over the speed limit lol. Or arresting someone for walking home from the club on post casue they didnt want to drive under the influence, cause their barracks is accross the street.
ReplyDeletedang im a 31B. take a joke guys. i went to training with a 95 pound girl who had to get a waiver... yes, a lot of them are getting... significantly smaller... and it looks EXACTLY like that...
ReplyDeletethe first post on here.... shut up faggot, do a better job at being an mp and open up the options
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon!!! This is the best you could do? Im an MP too and I was expecting/hoping for something funny. cominc FAIL
ReplyDeleteI remember sitting outside the bar in Korea 1/2 hour after curfew w/ several senior enlisted and WO's when a 95 lb, 5 foot PV2 female MP told us to go home. We laughed at her until she walked away. Five minutes later, I looked up the street and a pack of 5 MP's were bearing down on our position, so we all wandered towards home. Still laugh about that, what else could she do, shoot us?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny.
ReplyDeleteNot as funny as some of the others, but it's still pretty good.
First of all, I am an MP and I have been hit with two RPGs, small arms fire, IEDs and mortars, all while on patrol... Yes, outside the wire. I am not "butt-hurt" about the comic. It is funny and yes there are many of us that wind up staying inside the wire for various reasons. Its a new day and a new type of war, where a soldier's MOS no longer guarantees you to be an REMF. We have cannon cockers doing Grunt work and patrols, there are even Air Force SPs doing counter IDF patrols outside. Every service member has a job to do and for specific reasons. People need to get past the whole ground-pounder vs POG thing. Sure, its fun and entertaining, but we all serve the same purpose in the end. These comics are fun, entertaining and help many of us get through the daily drudgery that we have to endure, while deployed or wearing the uniform. Keep up the good work and keep being an "equal opportunity hater"! I love your work.
ReplyDeleteShit I'm an mp and this is totally true! They pick these boaderline midgets to put in the mp core and its embaressing! How are they gonna do anything but just make the job harder. Now I have to watch out for them so they don't get their ass handed to them. I'm no giant but I can atleats be intimidating if I had to be. As far as being deployed as a mp on a fob I've never done it. But I will say those are some shady mother fuckers. That is a shit job down there, same thing for detainee ops. If we as a army would learn to shoot. better their would be no need for detainee ops. I'm glad I'm getting out the mp core is a joke. Its all who you know and who you blow to move up.
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