Time is moving faster

* Since people have asked, here's a translation of what Private Smith said:

I was Instant Messaging this Bad (or Banging) Ass Chic and she asked me for my Age / Sex/ Location/ Photo and For The Win (meaning great) I was In (meaning likely to get with her) so Laughing My Ass Off I texted her Let's Hook Up and afterwards I asked her if she was 18 (of legal age) and she replied no and I was busted (in trouble).